Gay Innuendo and Awkward Harry Potter References

Okay, let's face it, filling out a description is always awkward. So hi, I'm Alex, I'm a gay teenage poet who loves Sherlock, Glee, Harry Potter, X-Men, Ancient Rome, and a whole bunch of random stuff. I speak French and Polari, and I love Diet Coke. Smith Class of 2016. The end.

February 22, 2012 10:09 pm
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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom

mom no

NO

omygods
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this fucking painting is in the New Britain Museum of American Art, and I went there on a field trip today. The tour guide thought I was really excited about art, and I was like no, I’m just really really excited about tumblr.

wowfunniestposts:

I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.

 He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”

 And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’

Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen

^^^^

no mom

mom no

NO

omygods

CLICK HERE to see more funny blogs

this fucking painting is in the New Britain Museum of American Art, and I went there on a field trip today. The tour guide thought I was really excited about art, and I was like no, I’m just really really excited about tumblr.

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